Funny Random Talk Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SCLgise81c&feature=watch_response


Go to 7:15. Funny at around 7:20 to 7:30

Random Video

Funniest Video ever (Britney Spears)

HARRISON YOU TRANSVISTITE


Overall, they have pretty good video editing skills, and the background musics are good. If you look closely, the person acting Britney Spears really has a good makeup that makes him looks exactly like her (Britney). Well, he already does look a bit like her. However, the video is not really logical after all. They lack some sort of common sense, but that's contribute to the humor of the video.

As you will notice, this is made by people from our school. I just wonder is this for a class project or not. Basically, I think people in our school is full of creativity and that's a good thing. WE SHOULD MAKE OUR OWN GREAT HISTORY, AND THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT MORE FUN IS TO BE CREATIVE AND DARING.

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extra information:
According to my fine tracking (and stalking) skills, this video was originally for a project for their Mandarin class. They're are in Mandarin class (not Mandarin Writing) and have the teacher Ms. Yoshida.
http://www.facebook.com/gsmith.win?v=feed&story_fbid=193282199414&ref=mf

Foiund this on Fcaebook.

just too hilarious..... i think it was supposed to be like a skit or somthing.... :)
hope u all enjoy :)

[6:56:26 PM] Dan Tan says: u cheated on me for kevin ding and james grendell
[6:56:29 PM] Marisa Chang says: you're the SoB >.<
[6:56:30 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: where is this girl?
[6:56:30 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: oh
[6:56:31 PM] Dan Tan says: i wouldnt be talkin
[6:56:34 PM] Dan Tan says: why?
[6:56:35 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: i see
[6:56:36 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: nothing
[6:56:37 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: okay
[6:56:39 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: continue
[6:56:46 PM] Dan Tan says: i thought the girl was weishi
[6:57:00 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *story....is a lil confusing. but thats ok*
[6:57:01 PM] Marisa Chang says: what?
[6:57:03 PM] Marisa Chang says: yeah so?
[6:57:12 PM] Marisa Chang says: YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH MY BEST FRIEND, BITCH.
[6:57:21 PM] Dan Tan says: i did?
[6:57:29 PM] Dan Tan says: wait
[6:57:35 PM] Dan Tan says: *i didnt say that*
[6:57:55 PM] Dan Tan says: u cheated on me for some other ppl in their own relationships
[6:57:56 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *the narrator now has a hair mustache. TEEHEE*
[6:58:00 PM] Dan Tan says: u b
[6:58:04 PM] Marisa Chang says: o.O
[6:58:07 PM] Marisa Chang says: i did not cheat on you
[6:58:11 PM] Marisa Chang says: i was faithful to you all along!
[6:58:14 PM] Dan Tan says: ur cheating them from their relationships
[6:58:15 PM] Dan Tan says: no
[6:58:16 PM] Dan Tan says: i was too
[6:58:25 PM] Marisa Chang says: staying home taking care of the baby while you went out partying...
[6:58:29 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *narrator is ignored even though she has a hair mustache = =*
[6:58:37 PM] Dan Tan says: the baby is still in the womb
[6:58:37 PM] Marisa Chang says: working two jobs to pay the bills..
[6:58:54 PM] Marisa Chang says: (o.o it is??)
[6:58:57 PM] Dan Tan says: i work 24/7
[6:59:00 PM] Dan Tan says: none stop
[6:59:10 PM] Dan Tan says: (i thought it wsa, dats why we didnt have a name)
[6:59:11 PM] Marisa Chang says: yeah
[6:59:17 PM] Marisa Chang says: right.
[6:59:25 PM] Marisa Chang says: (wait really? oh. ok :) )
[6:59:28 PM] Marisa Chang says: yeah SO?
[6:59:32 PM] Dan Tan says: i even had to donate my kidneys so u could have ur stupid earrings
[6:59:45 PM] Marisa Chang says: yeah SO?
[6:59:53 PM] Marisa Chang says: my earrings
[6:59:54 PM] Dan Tan says: i gave one of my lungs so u could have those slippers u are wearing now
[7:00:09 PM] Marisa Chang says: ...
[7:00:13 PM] Marisa Chang says: yeah well
[7:00:19 PM] Dan Tan says: (this is not a good way to keep a relationship, but..) u b
[7:00:32 PM] Dan Tan says: u aint done sht
[7:00:35 PM] Marisa Chang says: i worked, WHILE PREGNANT, on two jobs, just so you could have more stuff to drink
[7:00:39 PM] Marisa Chang says: and to buy those expensive cigars of yours
[7:00:51 PM] Dan Tan says: i had to sell my body and become a jiggalo
[7:00:57 PM] Marisa Chang says: yeah well
[7:01:01 PM] Dan Tan says: just so u could stuff ur face
[7:01:10 PM] Dan Tan says: (rofl, toppers)
[7:01:15 PM] Marisa Chang says: to feed our baby, duh.
[7:01:24 PM] Dan Tan says: since when
[7:01:27 PM] Marisa Chang says: why do you think i've been this hungry these past few months?
[7:01:34 PM] Dan Tan says: ive been doin this before u got pregnant
[7:01:34 PM] Marisa Chang says: don't you have any common sense at all?
[7:01:38 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: (wtf is a jiggalo? a fat person that jiggles? yur not fat!)
[7:01:42 PM] Marisa Chang says: yeah right
[7:01:45 PM] Dan Tan says: (no, man whore)
[7:01:47 PM] Marisa Chang says: i didn't meet you until you raped me >.<
[7:01:50 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
[7:01:55 PM] Dan Tan says: since when
[7:02:05 PM] Dan Tan says: i thought we went out in school
[7:02:07 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *narrator is laughing too hard to narrate*
[7:02:25 PM] Dan Tan says: (its good only one of us is laughing, : P
[7:02:29 PM] Dan Tan says: )
[7:02:29 PM] Marisa Chang says: you mean, that time when you stalked me around school?
[7:02:55 PM] Dan Tan says: (wasntme)
[7:03:04 PM] Dan Tan says: i did go out with u dough
[7:03:07 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *he uses cute smiley*
[7:03:11 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *PATHOS!*
[7:03:22 PM] Marisa Chang says: you wish~
[7:03:34 PM] Dan Tan says: we didnt
[7:03:38 PM] Dan Tan says: wht!!!
[7:03:43 PM] Dan Tan says: i sent u all those flowers
[7:03:50 PM] Marisa Chang says: that was YOU?
[7:04:00 PM] Marisa Chang says: damn it i thought it was that cute senior
[7:04:00 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *awwwwwwwwwwwwwww moment*
[7:04:23 PM] Dan Tan says: *im thorougly offended*
[7:04:30 PM] Dan Tan says: and I even told u that
[7:04:35 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *HEY ONLY NARRATOR NARRATES!*
[7:04:35 PM] Dan Tan says: MY NAME WAS ON IT
[7:04:47 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *sniffle moment*
[7:04:59 PM] Dan Tan says: *well, u didnt say wht i wanted to say*
[7:05:02 PM] Marisa Chang says: oh
[7:05:06 PM] Marisa Chang says: bad handwriting i guess?
[7:05:08 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *oh. fine*
[7:05:12 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
[7:05:23 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *she is....hesitant*
[7:05:33 PM] Dan Tan says: IT WAS IN PRINT
[7:05:40 PM] Dan Tan says: i PRINTED OUT THE LETTER!!!
[7:05:42 PM] Marisa Chang says: oh..well
[7:05:59 PM] Marisa Chang says: sigh
[7:05:59 PM] Marisa Chang says: fine
[7:06:02 PM] Dan Tan says: (LAG, ;()
[7:06:03 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *she...is thinking...*
[7:06:04 PM] Marisa Chang says: i'll be the mature one
[7:06:09 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *perhaps...love once more?*
[7:07:00 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *SUSPENDED MOMENT!*
[7:07:19 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *he is crying too hard and has to go offline for a while. (internet connection probs)
[7:09:46 PM] Dan Tan says: (ROFL)
[7:10:01 PM] Marisa Chang says: daniel...
[7:10:06 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *she comes back*
[7:10:08 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *says his name*
[7:10:17 PM] Dan Tan says: mhm baby?
[7:10:27 PM] Marisa Chang says: i'm so sorry
[7:10:27 PM] Dan Tan says: im always here for u
[7:10:30 PM] Dan Tan says: i am too
[7:10:33 PM] Marisa Chang says: you know that i only love you
[7:10:35 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
[7:10:40 PM] Dan Tan says: i love u too
[7:10:53 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *HEY, no ERASING!*
[7:10:58 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *GET BACK HERE, girl!*
[7:11:03 PM] Dan Tan says: my left lung hurts
[7:11:14 PM] Marisa Chang says: ;(
[7:11:17 PM] Marisa Chang says: i'll go sell my earings
[7:11:23 PM] Dan Tan says: i believe the years have just been too hard on me
[7:11:27 PM] Marisa Chang says: and give you back your lung, k?
[7:11:30 PM] Dan Tan says: keep them in remembrance of me
[7:11:34 PM] Dan Tan says: my lung is gone
[7:11:43 PM] Dan Tan says: there is truly no way to get it back
[7:11:48 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *he is on his deathbed. better tell him you love him so he can be healthy again!*
[7:11:52 PM] Marisa Chang says: aww don't say that baby
[7:11:54 PM] Marisa Chang says: at least you have my heart
[7:11:57 PM] Dan Tan says: im happy i did it out off true love though
[7:12:07 PM] Dan Tan says: n i will keep it always
[7:12:15 PM] Dan Tan says: (figurativel, right?, :P)
[7:12:22 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *will you guys just kiss and end the story already?*
[7:12:28 PM] Wei-Shi Lin says: *audience getting impatient here!*

Actual excuse notes from parents...LOL

Excuses

The following is a collection of "actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at the University of Washington.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Wrong Words?

As I was reading through some news on Yahoo! Taiwan news pages, I saw this really hilarious one. The article shows how careless and ignorant the PRC people are. It also shows how a massive producing process could cause mistakes.

繼中式英文笑掉外界大牙後，大陸標語又出現驚人錯誤。湖南長沙多輛公車標語，竟將「敬業奉獻」，寫成「精液奉獻」。由於「敬業」與「精液」在大陸通用漢語拼音都是「jing ye」，疑為文案打字者輸入時選錯字又未校對，才發生此一笑話。不少男網友說：「精液對全社會奉獻，豈不人人叫你爸爸？」

一名網友燕窩魚近日在天涯社區發文，稱其上月底乘坐九○三路公車時，一不小心發現車上宣傳標語竟出現一明顯錯誤，公民基本道德規範中的「敬業奉獻」，卻寫成「精液奉獻」，並附照片為證，許多網友推測應是拼音出的錯。

此一錯誤還發現在其他路公車，一名網友說，周末與老婆出門，在長沙汽車西站坐九○二公車時，老婆突然問我，公民道德規範什麼時候改了，最後一句居然換成「精液奉獻」。

不少網友繼之發現，長沙九○八東線上也有這樣的標語，同樣將敬業奉獻中的敬業二字寫成精液。

雖然客運公司都強調，他們是直接把登廣告委託人寫好的標語或宣傳語直接貼上，與他們無關，但網友說：「這麼離譜的錯誤，難道公車公司都不處理嗎？」網友揶揄，這應貼在牛郎店，因為他們的敬業方式，就是不斷精液奉獻。


source: http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/091104/4/1u9ss.html

Staying Executions

After the botched lethal injection on Sept. 15 of convicted murderer and rapist Romell Broom, Ohio Governor Ted Strickland has delayed Broom's execution along with those of two other inmates while the state reviews its death-penalty procedures. Technicians tried unsuccessfully for two hours to access Broom's veins before aborting the effort. Death-penalty opponents hope the state will follow others in abolishing the practice.

This is very ironic actually, the Technicians failed to find the veins in Broom's body so they couldn't inject him with the lethal injection that will end his life. And still after two hours, they still couldn't find a vein that will allow the injection, so they postpone the death-penalty date to sometime in the future. This is very sad for Broom, he's like prepared to be killed and they "failed" to kill him, causing him to suffer for a few more days. This is just sad. Too bad since he is a murderer and a rapist.

Source: TIMES magazine (Issue Vol. 147 ,No. 15)

ADMIN NOTE: Smileys do not constitute proper English.

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Funny song for depose Chen:

"BIG" Meal

Taipei is hosting an NBA game just a few days later. In a news article of Yahoo! Taiwan, it shows how the food of those NBA players are prepared. For those "supersized" humans, the staff provides food that is twice or three times bigger than normal. As an example, the steak prepared is much thicker than a 50 N.T. holding straight. Also, it is said that the supersized hamburger has a size bigger than a normal female's face. More examples are written in the article.


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Very Funny Asian Rap :D