Tuesday, October 13, 2009

考試不及格的理由

如果學生考試不及格,實在不能怪他們,原因如下:
1.雙休日:一年裏有52個禮拜天,就有52×2=104天的休息日,扣除這些天數,一年只剩下261天。
2.寒暑假:一年裏大約有兩個月的時間不是非常熱就是非常冷,而導致無法讀書,因此扣除寒暑假60天的時間,一年只剩下201天。
3.全年法定節日占了10天,扣掉後一年只剩下191天。
4.每天睡覺8小時,就占了一年的122天,扣除後只剩下69天。
5.每天一個半小時的吃飯、吃零食、吃水果的時間,就占了23天,這樣扣下去,一年只剩下46天。
6.每天1小時的遊戲時間,占了一年的15天,扣掉後一年只剩下31天。
7.每天1小時的溝通時間,占了一年的15天,扣掉後一年只剩下16天了。
8.去看電影,逛街或是其他一些活動,占了一年的10天,扣掉後一年剩下6天。
9.估計一年生病5天,那麼一年就只剩下1天了。
10.就是這一天,還是自己的生日。
請問,讀書時間如此之少,學生又怎麼能考及格呢?所以不能怪他們。

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4 comments:

  1. Actually, i still think it is the student's responsibility to know their materials and i believe most students have no problem with this at all (even though i do have some minor issues). thank you again Jeffrey, for participating at VOR, but please post in English if possible. Good day, comrade.

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  2. I am pretty sure that there are no restrictins of language as long as the post is in English or Mandarin.

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  3. My fellow comrade Admin, please inform me through any communication devise available before removing posts from another admin. As Respect is one of our TAS values and shall be followed behalf all members of the Vigils. Disrespectful behaviors are not accepted. Have a good day admin.

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  4. u can sleep 6 hours a day, then u have 2 ours for studying..

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