Thursday, January 8, 2009

Ex-President Chen (Part 2)

His wife's brother sat in his house
In the house of the dismal and shame
Said, "I should not have helped
My sister so dishonest and lame

Things have emerged even worse
Like the weeds in the garden that plagued so coarse
He was detained the second time
Without a monetary bail of course

Then 2185 cry so loud
It scared the prison guard, no doubt
And feared the national spirit
What our country is all about

His life was closer to an End
Bad deeds he did he couldn't mend
From all this pain and all this shame
He wrote the letters he would send

It said the property he would give
For his family mother, father, and kid
He gave it to the prison guard
Who suddenly slipped on a leaf and skid

Most important was his money
He thought who should get how many
His son a third, and his daughter a third
Rest would share more than a penny.

Eerie in the middle of night
Chen's brain broke as it wasn't so bright
His heart has froze and his blood say goodbye
Tsai Ing-Wen let out a sigh

(End)

Moral: Do not embezzle money.

3 comments:

  1. NOt as good as the first one, but still GOOD!

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  2. Still weird, and your official status now is: Libertarian pan-Blue bad poet.

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  3. I wanna be lean;
    It's cool to wear jeans;
    Don't like those who act really mean;
    But most importantly of all, make sure you & everyone else eats plenty of Green Giant Beans!

    Ho...Ho...Ho,
    From the valley of the jolly,
    the rhymin' Jolly Green Giant :-D

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